FUNNY SMS

My eyes, c u. My handz feel u. My mind cal u. My heart need u. And i want to kiss u.!Aisa meri ammi mujay roz kheti hain. **************** Birds love u.... Monkeys love u... Hippos love u... Girrafa  love u... Chimpanzees love u.... Plz return to zoo. They all miss u!!!!! **************** Press down 7 times to become sweet........ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7Tusi bhi na? Pehle hi inne .......... sweet ho ...... Phir bhi press kiye jaa rahe ho..... **************** Aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hay. Aap say larna adat ki baat hay. Aap say door rehna qismat ki baat hay... magar magar aaap ko bardashat karna! Himmat ki baat hay..... **************** 2 dost 1 makan k qareeb ja rahy thy. 1 ny kaha log kehty hy k s makan my jin bhoot rehty hy. Dosra bola mujy pata nahi chalo dekhte hy. Inho ny makan ka darwaza khatkhataya to 1 admi nikla. Inho ny pocha keh kia yahan jin bhoot rehtay hain ? to admi bola mujy kia pata mujy to mary howy 10 saal hogay. Doolha shadi ki pehli rat, apni BV ka Ghonghat utha k barre piyar se: Kiya naam he humare 'Huzoor' ka? Bivi: HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W) Dulha: (heran ho kr) : Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne? Bivi: yahi keh namaz parho, roza rakho , zakat do Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar giya or bola: 'sab ander aa jaaen dars ho raha hai'